Back in 2000, when I basically only watched the Disney channel, this little gem of an Aaron Cater video played. It's pretty typical Aaron Carter. Pretty typical Disney. Pretty much cheese-tastic. If you haven't seen it, you need to watch it. If you have, you should probably watch it again.

Was I right or what? Cheese-tastic! But Shaq isn't going to let that poor basketball showing stand. Aged Aaron Carter show up and takes on Shaq again.

But this time it's not so much...

It's like boom (boom)
I put it in the hoop
Like slam (slam)
I heard the crowd screaming out jam (jam)
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq

Really, Carter? That is the best you got. Not even one point. So sad, you could of had a jet ski. But when your other hits include candy, Hilary Duff and your mom's couch cushion, I suppose balling isn't in your future.